Reality Support
Reality Support
Reality Support
Reality Support
Reality Support
Technical Assistance for Reality-Based Issues
⚠️ Currently experiencing higher than normal call volume across dimensions
Quick Diagnostic Tool
Common Issues & Solutions
I keep experiencing déjà vu repeatedly▼
Solution:
- Clear your temporal cache (hold Shift+Time+F5)
- Check if you're stuck in a causal loop
- Try experiencing the moment backwards
- If symptoms persist, you may be reading this article again
My parallel self won't stop texting me▼
Solution:
- Block their quantum frequency
- Update your dimensional privacy settings
- Consider that they might be you from 5 minutes in the future
- File a restraining order with the Interdimensional Court
Objects keep phasing through my desk▼
Solution:
- Verify your local physics constants haven't drifted
- Recalibrate your matter coherence settings
- Try turning gravity off and on again
- Ensure you're not accidentally existing in two places at once
Time moves backwards on Tuesdays▼
Solution:
- Check if you're in a reverse-entropy zone
- Synchronize your chronometer with the nearest pulsar
- Consider that it might actually be Wednesday going backwards
- Schedule all meetings for Monday (or Wednesday from Tuesday's perspective)
Submit a Reality Ticket
Emergency Hotline
1-800-REALITY
Available 24/7 across all timelines
(Results may vary in dimensions where 7 doesn't exist)