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Technical Assistance for Reality-Based Issues
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Quick Diagnostic Tool

Common Issues & Solutions

I keep experiencing déjà vu repeatedly

Solution:

  1. Clear your temporal cache (hold Shift+Time+F5)
  2. Check if you're stuck in a causal loop
  3. Try experiencing the moment backwards
  4. If symptoms persist, you may be reading this article again
My parallel self won't stop texting me

Solution:

  1. Block their quantum frequency
  2. Update your dimensional privacy settings
  3. Consider that they might be you from 5 minutes in the future
  4. File a restraining order with the Interdimensional Court
Objects keep phasing through my desk

Solution:

  1. Verify your local physics constants haven't drifted
  2. Recalibrate your matter coherence settings
  3. Try turning gravity off and on again
  4. Ensure you're not accidentally existing in two places at once
Time moves backwards on Tuesdays

Solution:

  1. Check if you're in a reverse-entropy zone
  2. Synchronize your chronometer with the nearest pulsar
  3. Consider that it might actually be Wednesday going backwards
  4. Schedule all meetings for Monday (or Wednesday from Tuesday's perspective)

Submit a Reality Ticket

Emergency Hotline

1-800-REALITY

Available 24/7 across all timelines
(Results may vary in dimensions where 7 doesn't exist)