SECTION 1: QUANTUM UNCERTAINTY CLAUSE

The Interdimensional Encyclopedia (hereinafter referred to as "The Encyclopedia", "We", "Us", "The Infinite Library", or "That Thing You're Reading") makes no guarantees regarding the accuracy, truthfulness, or existence of any information contained herein.

All articles exist in a superposition of states between completely accurate and entirely fictional until observed by a conscious entity, at which point they may or may not collapse into either state, both states, or a third state we haven't discovered yet.

* Observation by quantum entities, semi-conscious AIs, or your parallel self does not constitute valid observation under Multiversal Law 247.3β

SECTION 2: TEMPORAL LIABILITY LIMITATIONS

We are not responsible for:

• Paradoxes created by reading about your own future
• Temporal loops initiated by following our "How To" guides
• Grandfather paradoxes (or grandmother, or non-binary grandparent paradoxes)
• Bootstrap paradoxes where this disclaimer wrote itself
• Changes to your timeline resulting from butterfly effects
• Discovering you're the variant from the "wrong" timeline
• Time moving backwards after reading articles in reverse order

Note: If you are reading this disclaimer before it was written, please ensure you complete the causal loop by inspiring us to write it.

SECTION 3: DIMENSIONAL VARIANCE ADVISORY

Information accuracy may vary by dimension. What is true in Dimension A-47 may be considered high treason in Dimension B-12. We recommend checking your local dimensional laws before acting on any information.

SECTION 4: CONSCIOUSNESS TRANSFER PROTOCOL

By reading articles about alternate versions of yourself, you may experience:

• Temporary consciousness swapping with parallel selves
• Memories that aren't yours but feel like they are
• Sudden expertise in skills you've never learned
• Existential dread about which "you" is the real you
• An irresistible urge to grow a goatee (evil dimension indicator)

The Encyclopedia is not liable for identity crises lasting longer than 4 hours. Please consult your local metaphysicist.

SECTION 5: REALITY STABILITY NOTICE

Extensive use of the Encyclopedia may cause minor reality destabilization including but not limited to:

• Walls occasionally becoming suggestions rather than barriers
• Gravity working sideways on Thursdays
• Colors that don't exist becoming visible
• Pets understanding quantum mechanics
• Dreams leaking into Tuesday afternoons
• The number 7 temporarily equaling 9

SECTION 6: GDPR COMPLIANCE ACROSS INFINITE REALITIES

We collect data from all your dimensional variants simultaneously. This includes:

• Browsing history from timelines you haven't lived yet
• Cookies from parallel universes (may contain nuts)
• Quantum fingerprints from your probability cloud
• Thoughts you might have had in alternate realities
• Your inevitable heat death timestamp

To opt out, please submit form QD-88 to yourself yesterday.

ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS

By existing in a universe where this disclaimer exists, you have already agreed to these terms retroactively, proactively, and in all temporal directions simultaneously.